Manchester United: DM’s Entire List of OUTS this summer?

Crazy mad summer ahead for Manchester United. With so much change afoot we wouldn’t be entirely surprised to see David Moyes employ some market style sellers outside Old Trafford.

‘EVERYTHINGS GOTTA GO!’

‘WE’RE SLITTING OUR OWN TRHOATS HERE. WE’RE NOT ASKING £10m FOR YOUNG. WE’RE NOT EVEN ASKING 8. THAT’S RIGHT LADIES AND GENTS. TODAY AND TODAY ONLY WE ARE GONNA GIVE HIM TO YOU FOR 6.’

Ok, it probably won’t be that crude but David Moyes will have drawn up a long list of players who haven’t impressed him and can leave Manchester United. These sales will also give him even more spending power. We think that the list will look something like this:

OUTS

Ashley Young – Duff when Manchester United bought him. Even more duff now. £8m

Wilfried Zaha – Moyes seemingly doesn’t like him. £7m

Patrice Evra – We still think he might be persuaded to stay on. But a departure is equally likely. FREE

Darren Fletcher – A shoe in for the coaching staff but you just can’t imagine him getting much game time next season if he wants to play on. £3m

Chicharito – Discord abounds with this lad. £12M

RvP – Another who may well stay at Manchester United. But does he complement Roo? We could see a quicker alternative coming in. £13m

Vidic – Gone. Goodbye to a legend. FREE

Nani – Surely his time is up. £9m

Kagawa – Someone tell me what this guy has done wrong? Should stay but Moyes overlooks him too often. £10m

Ferdinand – Best centre back The Premier League has seen. FREE

Anderson – will make his loan deal permanent this summer. £5m

Buttner – Did well against Bayern but he lacks consistency. £3m

TOTAL £70m

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