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Published on April 5th, 2014 | by soccersweep

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Manchester United: DM’s Entire List of OUTS this summer?

Crazy mad summer ahead for Manchester United. With so much change afoot we wouldn’t be entirely surprised to see David Moyes employ some market style sellers outside Old Trafford.

‘EVERYTHINGS GOTTA GO!’

‘WE’RE SLITTING OUR OWN TRHOATS HERE. WE’RE NOT ASKING £10m FOR YOUNG. WE’RE NOT EVEN ASKING 8. THAT’S RIGHT LADIES AND GENTS. TODAY AND TODAY ONLY WE ARE GONNA GIVE HIM TO YOU FOR 6.’

Ok, it probably won’t be that crude but David Moyes will have drawn up a long list of players who haven’t impressed him and can leave Manchester United. These sales will also give him even more spending power. We think that the list will look something like this:

OUTS

Ashley Young – Duff when Manchester United bought him. Even more duff now. £8m

Wilfried Zaha – Moyes seemingly doesn’t like him. £7m

Patrice Evra – We still think he might be persuaded to stay on. But a departure is equally likely. FREE

Darren Fletcher – A shoe in for the coaching staff but you just can’t imagine him getting much game time next season if he wants to play on. £3m

Chicharito – Discord abounds with this lad. £12M

RvP – Another who may well stay at Manchester United. But does he complement Roo? We could see a quicker alternative coming in. £13m

Vidic – Gone. Goodbye to a legend. FREE

Nani – Surely his time is up. £9m

Kagawa – Someone tell me what this guy has done wrong? Should stay but Moyes overlooks him too often. £10m

Ferdinand – Best centre back The Premier League has seen. FREE

Anderson – will make his loan deal permanent this summer. £5m

Buttner – Did well against Bayern but he lacks consistency. £3m

TOTAL £70m

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6 Responses to Manchester United: DM’s Entire List of OUTS this summer?

  1. Kewee says:

    You forgot one name: David Moyes. OUT OUT OUT!

  2. Deluded Dave Moyes Fan Club says:

    Some need to go…….But where’s Fellaini……And Moyes and Round

  3. gaz7753 says:

    The first name on the outlist should be David Moyes.

  4. Deluded Dave Moyes Fan Club says:

    Apparently Moyes has stated that Fellaini is finding his feet……I thought that would be elementary coaching Mr Moyes……..You might be on to something here…….Fellaini does not know where is feet are!…wow…….see if the two of you can find your heads too, then find the exit door and piss off!.

  5. Amaechi says:

    Exit door to cleverely,young,nani,giggs,ferdinand,fletcher,chicharito,evra,vidic,van persie,anderson,then give kagawa and felliani one more season to prove themselves..then sign luke shaw,mangala,william carvalho,gundogon,and kroos

  6. Mc. Brain says:

    I 100% believe that the person that wrote this list is sick. The first person that suppose to appear on the list is Moyes, 2nd Cleverley, 3rd Ashely young, 4th Fellani. 5th welbeck, 6th Lindegaard, 7th buttner, 8th Anderson, 9th Rio, 10th vidic, 11th evra. I feel so sad & disappointed to see kagawa, chicharito, RVP & Zaha name on the list.

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